Things I need to teach Big Dog about women

"I have a square bottom! I have a square bottom!" Big Dog announces after using the pound-a-peg block as a bench.
"No you don't, you have a cute bottom." I say
"And you have a cute bottom," Big Dog replies automatically.
"No, sadly I do not have a cute bottom." says the mom who has been hitting the gym in an attempt to reclaim her cute bottom.
"Yeah, you have a humongous bottom," he agrees earnestly.
Sure, it may be true, but I don't need him to tell me. Guess we'll have to have some talks about what not to say to women before he starts to date.