I've decided to share his latest fine story with you because I enjoyed it so thoroughly.
A Pig Jumped on the Princess's Head
by Little Dog
Once upon a time, there was a princess and she knew how to do a flip and she could hop on one foot. She just standed on her hands then she jumped over a very, very, very high wall and she landed on her feet. Then she crossed a bridge and a pig just jumped on her head!
See! Amazing. If you don't see the pure creative spirit flowing from my child, you clearly didn't read what is written above. Go ahead, read it again. This time with feeling.