Thursday, May 21, 2009

The important value of being attractive

"I'm going to tell you a story," said Big Dog as we all sat outside enjoying the Seattle sunshine.
"Cool!" I said, I love his stories, they don't usually make sense, but they are imaginative and generally pretty funny.
"It's called The Ugly Farmer," he began. "Once upon a time there was an ugly farmer. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end."
"Wow, that's pretty ugly,"said Mr. Dog.
And I think we can all learn a little lesson about the public health risks of being unattractive. Now I need to go reapply my lipstick, don't want to maim anyone by looking unkempt.


Beth said...

This could be the theme story for What Not to Wear. Hilarious!

Kaza said...

That is hilarious. My kidlet's stories are generally much too long and rambling to write about. Plus I have a really bad memory for stories. And jokes. And what I ate for dinner the night before.

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