The important value of being attractive

"I'm going to tell you a story," said Big Dog as we all sat outside enjoying the Seattle sunshine.
"Cool!" I said, I love his stories, they don't usually make sense, but they are imaginative and generally pretty funny.
"It's called The Ugly Farmer," he began. "Once upon a time there was an ugly farmer. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end."
"Wow, that's pretty ugly,"said Mr. Dog.
And I think we can all learn a little lesson about the public health risks of being unattractive. Now I need to go reapply my lipstick, don't want to maim anyone by looking unkempt.