I mean what would you make of the following: at least a dozen packets of soy sauce, probably more, an even greater number of salt packets, a 12 pack of Sharpie markers, a stack of paper covered in notes and doodles but none with enough information to be useful, public school documents for Big Dog, stickers, a big glass mug shaped like a skull, a rock about the size of an extra large egg, a stack of half full notebooks, receipts from trips to Orange County and a pile of receipts from Trader Joe's. Add to that about a dozen CDs of various bands from Beck and the Ramones to Pink Martini, band aids with super heroes on them, photo note cards with no envelopes next to a box of envelopes that are not the right size for the note cards. Five empty Calistoga bottles, (three lemon flavored, two unflavored) and six travel mugs all with at least an inch of coffee fermenting in the bottom. A Pets.com dog hand puppet complete with wristwatch collar and an assortment of toys including a Crack Ho Barbie, Girl Genius Barbie and a figurine of a mother bear. I wonder what kind of portrait of my inner self this paints. Go on, tell me.
Pasta ala Fridge
5 years ago