Discovery

Little Dog is asking questions about his body lately. And they're hilarious.
Tonight he was asking Mr. Dog about "the big lumps in my penis." Mr. Dog calmly explained that they were not in his penis, but under his penis and that they were his testicles. Little Dog was convinced that Mr. Dog wasn't understanding the question, so he decided to illustrate his question by showing Mr. Dog the "lumps" in question. I sat by and tried to keep my laughter from interfering with this heartwarming father son moment.
We've already had this conversation. After this question he told me what his "buns" were for. Apparently, "they keep your butt closed."
Who knew.