Overheard: Little Dog special edition

At lunch after our visit to the Children's Museum, Little Dog is eating his cheeseburger.  More specifically he is chowing through a pile of dill pickle chips that are on the plate next to his hamburger.  "I think you really like pickles," teases Mr. Dog.
"No," says Little Dog firmly. "I'm just eating them to get them out of the way."

At dinner with Aunt Kathleen's boyfriend Allen, Little Dog says "What's your name again?" (He has his father's knack for remembering names alright.  Kathleen has been living with Allen for the past 3.5 years, he's met him many times.) "My name is Allen," says an amused Allen.
"I love you, Allen," he says.
"Thanks, Little Dog, I love you too!"
"But, I hate my butt," he quickly adds.
Interesting side note, it took Kathleen and Allen quite a while to figure out how long they've lived together.  Apparently they have memory issues as well.
 
After washing his hands in the bathroom with Aunt Kathleen, Little Dog finishes and heads out.  On his way, he switches off the light.  "Hey, I'm still in here," says Aunt Kathleen.
"I'm going green," he says and heads off leaving her in the dark.