Want to shock yourself speechless? Ok, here's what you do.
Take 400 milligrams of Riboflavin first think in the morning (I take it to prevent migraines. Seems to be working too. Cool, no?)
At lunch eat a big beet salad. Lots and lots of red beets are key here, sure the blue cheese and vinaigrette are nice, but the beets are the important ingredient.
When you take your afternoon potty break you'll know what I mean.
Pasta ala Fridge
12 years ago
7 comments:
Oh my. Don't think I will be doing that little experiment anytime soon!
I don't think I have the fortitude for this experiment. I'll just try to imagine the result. Or NOT.
So you don't let your imagination run too wild, it just turns you pee the color of Orange Fanta. Disconcerting if you aren't expecting it, but nothing too disturbing.
OK I won't be drinking orange fanta any time soon now!
I never liked asparagus, but then I tried it to see what would happen to my pee. Turns out that now I love asparagus. Also, it does nothing to my pee. Jeez, I am almost 30. Should I be saying urine instead of pee? Whatever.
Maybe I will try your beet experiment. Maybe. Never had beets before though.
Actually the beets are key to making your poo red! Then if you FORGOT that you ate them you think you are dying of bloody poo! Until someone reminds you of how many beets you ate at lunch.
The same thing *allegedly* happens if you eat a lot of red vines.
Sweet! ;) OK, not really. But colorful pee is always interesting... And great blog fodder
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