Thursday, August 21, 2008

Pregnancy and childbirth terms that sound like band names

Bloody Show
Incompetent cervix
Cerclage
False Labor
Effacement
Glucose Screen
Third degree tear
Mucus plug
Hyperemesis
Placenta previa
Two Vessel Cord
Ruptured Membranes
Episiotomy
Botched Epidural

Imagine some of the show bills, Tonight Only: Incompetent Cervix playing with Cerclage! Or Ruptured Membranes with opening act Mucus Plug!
Maybe I think about this too much. Still, what else ya got?

13 comments:

Mrsbear said...

It's postpartum-palooza featuring

Colostrum
The Kegel Excercise
Paracervical Block
and Amnioinfusion

Great list, thanks for the chuckles. ;-)

followthatdog said...

ooh, I forgot Perianal Massage.

geekymummy said...

At the lactapoloosa show you could see 'the inverted nipples', 'raging mastistis" and the frenulums.

Mekhismom said...

I think that you have it covered. I got nothin.

Elle said...

Here's one I learned way back in EMT school...Supine Hypotensive Syndrome.

Lolliemama said...

Spinal Block... the Spinal Tap cover band.

I would totally pay to see these bands.

Living In a Girl's World said...

OMG! Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!

Stacy (mama-om) said...

Transition

The Nipple Shields

Ring of Fire

... I can't remember anything else. :)

Thanks for coming by my blog! I like your site. Your Little Dog sounds just like my second-born!

patti.nichols said...

My all-girl death metal band's going to be called Leukorrhea And Lochia.

Midwest Mommy said...

How funny! I had mastitis last week and after I emailed the hub what I had, he says, there is an infection called my titties. Gotta love it.

AMomTwoBoys said...

I totally just laughed out loud and had to explain it to my husband. He now thinks I'm even more insane than usual. But it's totally worth it, cause this is awesome.

Mrs. Tantrum said...

The Infertility Stage at Postpartum Palooza:

Clomid and The Crying Bitches
Invitro's Hell's Frozen Over and Your Knocked Up With 6
Donor Sperm and the Septuplets
Holy Shit, we just wanted one and we have 17!

You know, I am lame so these are lame too!

Shannon said...

Reasons 51-60 of why not to have children.

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