Thursday, August 21, 2008

Pregnancy and childbirth terms that sound like band names

Bloody Show
Incompetent cervix
False Labor
Glucose Screen
Third degree tear
Mucus plug
Placenta previa
Two Vessel Cord
Ruptured Membranes
Botched Epidural

Imagine some of the show bills, Tonight Only: Incompetent Cervix playing with Cerclage! Or Ruptured Membranes with opening act Mucus Plug!
Maybe I think about this too much. Still, what else ya got?


Anonymous said...

It's postpartum-palooza featuring

The Kegel Excercise
Paracervical Block
and Amnioinfusion

Great list, thanks for the chuckles. ;-)

followthatdog said...

ooh, I forgot Perianal Massage.

geekymummy said...

At the lactapoloosa show you could see 'the inverted nipples', 'raging mastistis" and the frenulums.

Unknown said...

I think that you have it covered. I got nothin.

Anonymous said...

Here's one I learned way back in EMT school...Supine Hypotensive Syndrome.

Anonymous said...

Spinal Block... the Spinal Tap cover band.

I would totally pay to see these bands.

Kirsten said...

OMG! Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!

Anonymous said...


The Nipple Shields

Ring of Fire

... I can't remember anything else. :)

Thanks for coming by my blog! I like your site. Your Little Dog sounds just like my second-born!

patti nichols said...

My all-girl death metal band's going to be called Leukorrhea And Lochia.

Laura Marchant said...

How funny! I had mastitis last week and after I emailed the hub what I had, he says, there is an infection called my titties. Gotta love it.

Anonymous said...

I totally just laughed out loud and had to explain it to my husband. He now thinks I'm even more insane than usual. But it's totally worth it, cause this is awesome.

Nauntie Lush said...

The Infertility Stage at Postpartum Palooza:

Clomid and The Crying Bitches
Invitro's Hell's Frozen Over and Your Knocked Up With 6
Donor Sperm and the Septuplets
Holy Shit, we just wanted one and we have 17!

You know, I am lame so these are lame too!

Shannon said...

Reasons 51-60 of why not to have children.

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