Bloody Show
Incompetent cervix
Cerclage
False Labor
Effacement
Glucose Screen
Third degree tear
Mucus plug
Hyperemesis
Placenta previa
Two Vessel Cord
Ruptured Membranes
Episiotomy
Botched Epidural
Imagine some of the show bills, Tonight Only: Incompetent Cervix playing with Cerclage! Or Ruptured Membranes with opening act Mucus Plug!
Maybe I think about this too much. Still, what else ya got?
Pasta ala Fridge
12 years ago
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It's postpartum-palooza featuring
Colostrum
The Kegel Excercise
Paracervical Block
and Amnioinfusion
Great list, thanks for the chuckles. ;-)
ooh, I forgot Perianal Massage.
At the lactapoloosa show you could see 'the inverted nipples', 'raging mastistis" and the frenulums.
I think that you have it covered. I got nothin.
Here's one I learned way back in EMT school...Supine Hypotensive Syndrome.
Spinal Block... the Spinal Tap cover band.
I would totally pay to see these bands.
OMG! Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!
Transition
The Nipple Shields
Ring of Fire
... I can't remember anything else. :)
Thanks for coming by my blog! I like your site. Your Little Dog sounds just like my second-born!
My all-girl death metal band's going to be called Leukorrhea And Lochia.
How funny! I had mastitis last week and after I emailed the hub what I had, he says, there is an infection called my titties. Gotta love it.
I totally just laughed out loud and had to explain it to my husband. He now thinks I'm even more insane than usual. But it's totally worth it, cause this is awesome.
The Infertility Stage at Postpartum Palooza:
Clomid and The Crying Bitches
Invitro's Hell's Frozen Over and Your Knocked Up With 6
Donor Sperm and the Septuplets
Holy Shit, we just wanted one and we have 17!
You know, I am lame so these are lame too!
Reasons 51-60 of why not to have children.
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